Eating an egg salad and drinking coffee whilst on the John, with the fan on. The coffee aligns the rectal cavity for painless movement, while the fan soothes the listener. The egg salad is to make the ritual more noticeable and ridiculous.
by plopdoggy April 06, 2018
Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
by AhegoMan April 06, 2018
A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022
Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy
Addy-that's because you are
Addy-that's because you are
by Gimmesuk September 04, 2017
Amy: *knock knock* I need to use the toilet
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
Tom: I’m having a good morning and god bless
Amy: I’ll come back later
by Robbohehe April 07, 2018
A Good Morning and God Bless is when you have breakfast and coffee while also using the toilet at the same time to start your morning.
by Josetiz98 April 07, 2018
The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.
As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions
Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?
I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!
by JzR April 06, 2018