A hot blonde milf that even makes her best friends fall in love with her. She has gorgeous eyes and a beautiful smile. She also tends to fall in love with my best friend and now I’m suicidal. Thanks maddi, you cunt
by bob mikes December 6, 2022

Little Timmy: Hey maddy! Can you help me with something?
Willow : Ofcourse I can! What do you need help with?
Little Timmy: I need help getting rid of a dead body.
Willow: Oh, just go feed it to the pigs.
Little Timmy: Ok! Thank you maddy!
Willow : Ofcourse I can! What do you need help with?
Little Timmy: I need help getting rid of a dead body.
Willow: Oh, just go feed it to the pigs.
Little Timmy: Ok! Thank you maddy!
by CR33PY N00B October 15, 2022

Looking like a whole damn snack, friendly, and loyal. That one friend that will always be there for you and will let you vent to them anytime. Was in fact a mistake but isn’t too much of a disappointment.
by stupidbetch >~< September 2, 2021

Very fine, pulls a lot of dudes but she has a bf so she declines them in funny ways, likes pizza but thinks big cocks are gross. Some people say she is 6/10 but she is at least a solid 9/10.
1.is that Maddy
2. Yeah she is Maddy
2. Yeah she is Maddy
by C00choeman October 24, 2020

A super sexy kinda lady who doesn't realise her worth! deffo someone you can talk to hours about anything and someone u can confide in. Every time u need something she'll be there wether it's taking the piss or being a pisshead herself or if u need ur pizza cut she gots a banging pizza cutter. I would 100% recommend having one around as they're supa doopa fun, a hypeman, legend and it means u never lonely
by udknowitall November 21, 2021

has so many problems with guys and makes a fit out of everything. A young heavy smoker and a total bum (kinda cute tho)
don't be a Maddie
by Dwight_k._schrute November 12, 2020

The world’s most awful person she is funny at times but she does not know wen to stop she takes things to far she is mean she will stab you in the back life your nothing
by Meeeeeee-suckers August 1, 2022
