by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 5, 2020
Get the Queen Of Simpsmug. Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons
Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020
Get the Turbo Simpmug. by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020
Get the Simp taxmug. “Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019
Get the simping yourselfmug. An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
by Anti simp June 1, 2020
Get the Simp-19mug. by Nike1248002 January 10, 2020
Get the Grace Simpmug. 