under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.

User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 6, 2023

feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.

Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.

by D Chris April 22, 2024

under the boardwalk

The place where people sleep after losing all their money at the casino.

I lost it all at Tropicana and have to sleep under the boardwalk tonight.

by T00Lio April 25, 2024

Caught under a spell

When someone is caught under the influence of psychedelics or drugs that impairs ones mind to lose control.

“Did you see that Justin bieber got removed for his set?” “Yeah he was caught under a spell and he got arrested”

by LVsnipper May 11, 2024

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

Under your nose

Insulting a person for being inferior to you in skill. Equivalent to saying “Your trash.”

I was in a 1v1 and the person got annihilated. I began to mock “ Under your nose under your nose”

by Cheenpoo February 28, 2024