Tim is a big eye-maker and always pissed off because of his girlfriend, but he is not able to speak up because he is a simp.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.
If you are investing in crypto and friends with him, don't expect any gains.
That applies actually not only to crypto, but being succesful in life.
So remember to watch out for his big eye.
Tim is also very subsceptible to make peace with his greatest enemies and kiss their ass.
If you still want to be friends with him, make sure to invest in ETFs.
"Watch out - Auge ballert"
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."
" Since I broke the contact to Tim, I became a Millionaire"
"Damn, Tim was right. Thanks to him I made 1% gains on my ETFs. Crypto is shit."
by TheCapybara November 22, 2021
Get the Timmug. by rip-travis"tate"conditt June 23, 2023
Get the tattle tale timmug. 
A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.
Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?
by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024
Get the Tim Walzmug. by Tim James July 27, 2017
Get the Tim James disco stickmug. Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...
by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018
Get the Pulling a Timmug. The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
Always living the ream!
Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'
James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...
by ebotnomed April 2, 2019
Get the Tim Jacobsmug.