When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025
Get the Alaskan Popsiclemug. A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug. an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
by s. betty June 20, 2022
Get the Alaskan one night standmug. When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
by Tutibenzo September 16, 2021
Get the Alaskan ceiling fanmug. by Helpfully July 22, 2025
Get the Alaskan sunrisemug. Texting a girl “I can give you The Clap” in a flirty way and when you finish inside of her yell “I HAVE GONORRHEA!” But you really don’t
Yamari: “Yo I just gave this bad bitch an Alaskan Powerpull.”
Josh: “Woah no way! Totally tubular brodie!”
Josh: “Woah no way! Totally tubular brodie!”
by annoying_ahh_lightskin821 December 13, 2022
Get the Alaskan Powerpullmug. In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.
by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012
Get the Alaskan Roughiemug.