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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
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Tails OS

A based af Linux distro based off of Debian, that stores nothing on the hard drive, but instead on the RAM, this means when the FBI comes in, you shut down and all your totally legal activities will be lost forever. Additionally for extra privacy it sends all internet traffic through the Tor network
Have you heard of Tails OS
Is it the Linux distro that criminals use
No its what paranoid people use
by Telekinesis846 November 26, 2023
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tail

how's the women in your grade
how's the tail in your grade
by tampa buc April 11, 2023
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Camel’s tail

The impression of male genitalia seen from behind when tucked to the rear. Opposite of camel toe, and protruding to rear, like a camel’s tail.
She is beautiful, and has a camel’s tail; I don’t have to call Peg tonight.
by PDub Designs August 29, 2023
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Unicorn Tail

A nerds rope hanging out of an asshole, usually but not exclusively in a sexual context.
"hey babe I'm getting hungry. could you feed me another unicorn tail please"
by ChiefQueef6669 September 18, 2023
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skirt tails

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.
by Jo_xo October 7, 2023
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Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.
I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you
by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023
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