Latency Tax

The invisible price humans pay for stubbornly refusing to use AI, automation, or any modern tool that could make their life easier, faster, or less soul-crushing.

Karen spent six hours formatting a Word doc while the intern just asked an AI to do it and went out for bubble tea.
Reply: “Karen’s not slow… she’s just making monthly payments on the latency tax.”

by CL4NK November 3, 2025

Pussy Tax

The social or professional cost a woman experiences when she is primarily perceived through a sexualized or desirability-based lens, leading to diminished credibility, autonomy, or seriousness.

They assumed I needed help before I even spoke, pussy tax.
That reaction was about how I look, not what I said, pussy tax.
They assumed I was shallow without asking, pussy tax.

by Fake linguistic studies December 12, 2025

Daddy Tax

A sexual favor provided at a regular interval by a recipient of their (usually male) partner’s largess.

“Time to pay the daddy tax…”

by Princess donut December 24, 2025

dylan taxing

it’s a chill nonchalant word for telling someone you took someone else’s beer

i was just dylan taxing your brothers drinks

by dinkanddonk26 January 4, 2026

Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

by ChaseA January 7, 2026

Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.

"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "

by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023

Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023