Ground Speed Check

To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.

Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.

Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.

Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.

by Legnut March 23, 2017

Chicken-speed

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.

Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.

by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018

R Speech

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect

White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!

by Another Guy That Is That Guy May 30, 2018

Dixie Speedball

When you drink strong sweet tea while smoking weed.

Working in this heat is exhausting, I could really use a dixie speedball.

by RebelliousRed August 13, 2018

Massachusetts Speed Bump

A Pothole.

You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.

by Hehe_Boobs September 3, 2018

scarlet speed

Quickie sex with a woman who is menstruating.

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!

by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other

I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019