A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

by Bob su November 25, 2019

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period
by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

Steve: Have you seen the period drama on BBC iPlayer recently?
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj
by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

by SMD™ October 20, 2021

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019
