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Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020
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simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019
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Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020
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Simp tax

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020
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Simp King

by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020
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Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
by Anti simp June 1, 2020
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Grace Simp

When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.
Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.
by Nike1248002 January 10, 2020
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