Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

Years of Lead Paint

Neologism proposing the current (or future) era of American political violence as being comparable to the Italian “Years of Lead”. Modified to make reference to the side effects of lead exposure.

“Did you hear what happened today?”

“Yeah, I think we’re in the Years of Lead Paint now”

by UrbanDefiners September 10, 2025

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

Lead Paint Stare

A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).

I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.

by Bbb554 July 8, 2024

Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 17, 2022

white paint

Internet slang used by drug dealers and users alike to denote cocaine use.

I have some white paint, if anyone is interested. Private message me, for details.

by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018

Finger painting

It’s when a woman is being fingered on her period and you pull out your finger and draw a heart on her stomach. (Like finger painting)

She said” we can’t have sex, cause I’m on my period…. I said “ that’s fine, I’ll just do some finger painting “

by Sydney Trunks May 26, 2025