Country Music

ASS

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion

by Realniggaseatass August 18, 2023

country music

a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.

I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.

by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022

Country music

More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.

by AStupidDeer August 01, 2022

Country bucking

The act of doing something only someone from a country setting would do, such as: mudding, chewing tobacco, putting up fences, feeding calves, etc.

“I’ve been busy country bucking today, I had to help my uncle on his farm.”

“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”

by Clumbunk67 June 03, 2019

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

Country hello

When your s/o doesnt realize you have a lip in and gives you a kiss. Resulting in an exchange of fluids

When your s/o grabs the Pepsi bottle in your car and takes a swig not realizing it's your spitter

Ex. I cant even drink around him without getting the old country hello

by Jpardee1 May 25, 2019

Country Slice

A polite way of saying cunt

OR

A delicious cake containing sultanas and currants

"Alright, country slice!!!"
"Hey mum."

by vbrt June 22, 2012