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Canadian Flag

When you are about to cum on a AMERICAN chick you punch her on both cheeks, punch her nose and cum on her face. Thus giving the illusion of a Canadian Flag.
"Yeah i gave kate (american hoe) a Canadian Flag last night."
by MATZ789 July 14, 2009
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canadian

the u.s.'s friendly but backwards neighbors to the north
its fun to go up to the u.s./canadian border and throw things at candadians, knowing they wont throw anything back at you-michael kelso, that 70's show
by emy b April 29, 2007
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Canadian Idol

The best Idol show, with the best contestants, the best judges, and the best hosts on the planet!
Kalan, Jacob, and Theresa all got excellent comments from the judges tonight; Ben Mulroney was especially handsome, and Jon Dore had the funniest skit
by Kalanadian February 9, 2005
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Canadian

someone whose sexual orientation is in question. A metrosexual or tomboy.
Is your show tune loving, manscaping brother Canadian?
by talleyho October 5, 2010
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Canadian Patriotism

Canadian Patriotism is a special type of Patriotism that focuses solely on two things:

1. Being Not-Americans. (Being Not-British was also once a part of being Canadian, but has since faded over the decades)
Not-Americans are generally chauvinistic towards Americans, and will explicitly show its people of Not-Americans how stupid Americans are.
In reverse, Not-Americans will show their hypocrisy by attacking any American that bashes Not-America. They will call Americans patriotic whores, among other racial slurs. They will then hide behind their wall of stereotyped innocence.

2. Blowing every one of Canada's accomplishments out of proportion.
That includes: everything that the British army did before Canada was autonomous, every invention made by someone of another country residing in Canada at the time, and every celebrity that was born in Canada, but resides in America. (See Joshua Jackson.)
Common subjects are as follows:
- "Canadians" (British) burned the White House down in 1812.
- The fact that Canadian beer has a higher alcohol percentage than American.
- One of the largest freestanding structures.
- Record for most gold medals at home.
- Every game that Canada invented that America hijacked and made better.
- Canada's the second largest landmass.

In addition to those two, Canadian Patriotism means consciously believing in the diverse country that is Canada, and partaking in the extremely satirical Canadian humour.
"Canadian Patriotism" is clear when looking at the comments on Canadian songs on Youtube. The highest rated comments are usually the most chauvinist and hypocritical.
by The_Exuberant_Face February 20, 2011
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Canadian snowblower

When you make a girl swallow your cum and punch her in the throat so she spits it back out.
Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!
by bigl187 April 15, 2008
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Canadian hot spot

an abonormally large blister on the end or middle of one's dick
After fucking a handful of melted peeps, the heat rash gave me a Canadian hot spot.
by Brian E O February 26, 2007
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