The sexiest women to walk the earth have the dirtiest bongs. Why? You ask. Well, let me tell you.
They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.
They aren’t afraid of getting, “down and dirty” if ya know what I mean. *wink*
Also, nothing can choke us. NOTHING. So get that grip harder momma.
by Joannelily March 28, 2022

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
by Sass1023 July 9, 2022

by MidTRahX_303 July 18, 2024

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

Def. verb.
An action that is followed by an explosion of high.
Def. noun.
A device used to smoke marijuana.
An action that is followed by an explosion of high.
Def. noun.
A device used to smoke marijuana.
Examples as verb.
1. Let's bong.
2. Better the bong, best the bang.
3. Einstein thought about spacetime for a long time, but only after bonging for 4 hours could he imagine a stretchable elastic in and around our world.
4. "Duuuuude... I could see the music after bonging last night."
5. "I bonged my fuckin beach house down last june."
Examples as a noun...
1. I have a green colored bong.
1. Let's bong.
2. Better the bong, best the bang.
3. Einstein thought about spacetime for a long time, but only after bonging for 4 hours could he imagine a stretchable elastic in and around our world.
4. "Duuuuude... I could see the music after bonging last night."
5. "I bonged my fuckin beach house down last june."
Examples as a noun...
1. I have a green colored bong.
by Bongdom_king April 16, 2016
