Danny K

A person suffering from a severe mid-life crisis.

Oh no, that middle aged person is filming himself working out again… what a Danny K

by Eat5 hit April 12, 2025

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Danny

Danny is the most wonderful person ever. He is the boy my soul has always needed, the love of my life. He is the sweetest person I have met, he's so pretty and handsome.. I could stare at him for days and never take my eyes off him. He treats me so well, better then anyone has ever treated me. I hope to marry this boy some day, I hope he never leaves me. If he were ever to leave I think I would lose myself. He genuinely makes me so happy, he gives me a reason to wake up everyday and smile. I think about him all the time, when I wake up, during the day, during the evening, during the night and before I go to sleep. He's on my mind 24/7. He's the only boy I want, and need. He's my favorite person ever and I don't think I could ever go a day without messaging him. He is my muse. He is my heart. He is my whole world. I love him so much.

Me: "I miss Danny."

Friend: "Shut up about him."

by iluvmyprettyboy March 23, 2024

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Danny

a person who will spread your cheeks or stick his dick into a xbox fan

look at danny he stupid

by Ooger booger bogies February 4, 2024

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Danny

A Danny is someone who always cares for others and feels the need to be a leader. He usually likes to keep a tampon in his butt for extra protection against Covid. Most Danny’s haven’t came out of the closet yet, but strive to find an easy way of letting everyone know. Overall, Danny’s are fun people, and know the right time to give a man the guak guak 3000 triple hand combo twist.

Person 1 = Oh who’s that over there ?

Person 2 = That’s Danny!

Person 1 = Damn I should go get a guak guak 3000 triple hand combo twist from him.

Person 2 = yea I’ve heard he’s really good at those!

Person 1 = Shit I can’t wait, the pleasure will be immaculate!!

by John Wall September 26, 2021

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