dirty thunderstorm

When you want to break up with someone, this after-coitus act will ensure its done:
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.

Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?

Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?

Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!

Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)

by keifer alexander kennings May 22, 2008

Dirty Sock

Upon having anal sex with a person, the catcher or the person taking the anal sex tightens their rectum as the person giving pulls out, causing the rectum to pull out of the anus. That is a dirty sock.

Dirty sock - Gayest thing that can happen unless its with a women and it's still pretty disgusting, because why would you have anal sex if god gave women pussies to fuck, just fucking nasty.

by Rice Cracker July 31, 2007

dirty ho

see dirty stank ho

Your sister is a dirty ho.

by flyfart April 23, 2006

Dirty Bulgarian

Having Sexual Relations With a Homeless Person.

Greg just got a Dirty Bulgarian From Twitchy the CrackBum Down the Street.

by Juggernutt69 September 27, 2008

dirty towel

a towel that is dirty

hey look a dirty towel

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaaaaaaaaaaah July 26, 2010

dirty jane

When you sit on your partner's face and hold their mouth open and try to poop into it.

I was riding his face and felt like surprising him big time so I pulled a dirty Jane!

by Geezer942 August 20, 2019

dirty rodrigez

The same as the dirty sanchez, but with two men instead of a male and a woman. A.K.A fithy bum sex, then rubing the shit (Actual shit, feces or poo poo) on the dick on the partner's upper lip.

Paul and Sam had a great night of listening to Sir Elton John and dirty rodrigezing each other.

by The German Sausage July 30, 2008