a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 07, 2016
by Nemoryra May 26, 2019
Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.
Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
by Graywolf655 December 10, 2022
by Data Jones October 17, 2022
A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)
Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 16, 2023
by loveyou.meanit October 12, 2021
When you love somebody more then so much, more than most, more than mostest, and more than mostester.
“I LOVE YOU MOSTESTERER”
“Love you mostest, that’s top of the tier list”
Nope, mine has that in it. Mine has that plus 2”
“IMPOSSIBLE. THATS NOT A WORD”
“Just made it one
“Love you mostest, that’s top of the tier list”
Nope, mine has that in it. Mine has that plus 2”
“IMPOSSIBLE. THATS NOT A WORD”
“Just made it one
by Ballsstealerman December 06, 2024