watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.

Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR

by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.

Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.

by Bawston69 July 9, 2020

watched sex

When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.

I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.

by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022

retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.

The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.

by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

A petty reason to stop watching

Is it?

Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024