Beatdown Status

Slang for "there's a hamster in your ass"

Oh shit, you got a beatdown status my guy! Go HalloCast your fatass outta here nigga!

by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

Falsely Elevated Status

You don't have a status.

Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Statue Of Liberty

Whilst the woman is bent over getting piped in the ass the male stands up straight raising his right arm int the air and during this sex move the male must be wearing a roman toga and be holding the bible

Guy 1: Me and sarah tried to do the statue of liberty last night
Guy 2: SO DID WE!!!!!

by JEWSUS CHRIS May 27, 2018

Super Status-ers

A person who whenever something happens during the Super Bowl they create a status about it.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.

It's all these Super Status-ers trying to prove their point.

by Uh Noni Mouse February 24, 2011

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Status Postilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )

Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.

by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019