A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
Get the Couche Tardmug. by foodstamp_mcgee February 16, 2020
Get the imma go foodstamp the couchmug. a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .
guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018
Get the couchmug. 
by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020
Get the couchmug.