Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

brown tailed snowbunny

A brown tailed snowbunny is a white woman or girl who enjoys anal sex.

Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.

by pandalover1239834898488348093 December 19, 2012

Tail Spotting

Looking for a good rear - end on a girl or guy. Usually performed in a group.

Hey, let's go to the mall and do some tail spotting, there are a lot of hot girls with thongs there.....

by sargie_awesome_cool December 13, 2012

Tail-piping

Verb used to describe the physical act of love between a man and his pickup.

Billy's going to be late again: I just saw him tail-piping his truck in the driveway.

by 2plus2 December 15, 2011

G-tails

Insignificant excuses/details to explain

Ie, what had happened was......

After one lame excuse after another, I'm just not interested in your triflin' g-tails
Go spin your stories somewhere else ,

by Lili05 October 24, 2011

fauxny tail

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap

girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!

by santaire July 5, 2011

Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.

Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot

by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011