Rednecks

Sad to say it’s a gorgeous area but Viroqua is an Inbred cesspool

Viroqua area is an inbred cessspool full of illiterate rednecks

by Jumbos80 August 14, 2021

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

Redneck snob

Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.

Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.

Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.

"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."

"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"

"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."

by RedneckSnobOG June 29, 2021

redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015

Redneck

You are a redneck if you weigh more than your refrigerator

Redneck:I weigh more than my fridge

by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025

Goofy Ass Redneck

A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck

“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”

by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021