redneck remodeling

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.

Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.

by Cha-cho September 19, 2016

redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips

"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."

by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016

redneck streaking

A red neck that shit in his/her pants

Are you redneck streaking?!

by Lander Tbong January 1, 2017

South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.

Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.

by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020

Redneck Correct

it's like politically correct but redneck version.

I don't speak Spanish, I speak Mexican. Sorry I'm just being redneck correct

by Redneck(69) April 15, 2020

Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck

“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”

by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020

redneck nachos

Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.

Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!

by brunito February 9, 2020