by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021
When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.
by fuckrealism June 11, 2019
When you have to poop so bad that your stomach is cramping like you are about to give birth out of your anus to a giant #poopbaby
by FunkyValleyMom December 27, 2018
I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo
by bjc/arc July 06, 2015
by Murryman June 10, 2020
When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.
by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020
A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.
I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.
by Gabraham Lincoln October 31, 2013