Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 10, 2006

Jake Pauler

Gay

Guy 1: Hey im a jake pauler
Guy 2: Gay

by MasterGuy1 November 05, 2020

Jake Story

An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.

Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"

by anonymous10111213 February 27, 2014

federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 13, 2018

Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards

by 🅱🅱_INTE-FUCKING-LECTUAL_🅱🅱 January 28, 2018

Jake Paul

The definition of a retarded dipshit

Dickie:'Hey bro i aint givin you the money i owe you'
Jackie:'Dont be such a Jake Paul and give me at least half of the money ya owe me'.

by TotallyNotALongNameWastingTime November 11, 2018

Jake Paul

Another word for the garbage/trash.

Person: Hey can you throw out the jake paul

Another person: ugh fine

by 1800iloveshawnmendesandtøp August 24, 2018