by EpicPogChamp30303 September 7, 2021
Get the Hellomug. A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
Get the The "hello" feemug. by wordyteen June 4, 2025
Get the Say hello to my little friendmug. Hello.
by hellohellopseudonym September 10, 2022
Get the Hellomug. by The Observer (kadenbane) December 21, 2023
Get the Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordonmug. by Lacika000 August 25, 2020
Get the Hello there!mug. When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
Get the Alaskan Hellomug.