by mulletman59 October 28, 2021
Get the bunny dad mug.A male teacher that doesn't treat someone like a student, but rather like their own kid. Gets protective of them and has a tight bond.
by Applejack53 June 12, 2022
Get the School dad mug.A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
Get the Dad Deal mug.When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
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A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023
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