Bong

Def. verb.
An action that is followed by an explosion of high.

Def. noun.
A device used to smoke marijuana.

Examples as verb.
1. Let's bong.
2. Better the bong, best the bang.
3. Einstein thought about spacetime for a long time, but only after bonging for 4 hours could he imagine a stretchable elastic in and around our world.
4. "Duuuuude... I could see the music after bonging last night."
5. "I bonged my fuckin beach house down last june."

Examples as a noun...
1. I have a green colored bong.

by Bongdom_king April 16, 2016

beaker bong

Being a scientist's beaker shaped glass container redesigned as a smoking pipe with water,for dank weed or wacky tobacky,comes in sizes from 1/2foot to 4ft n up.

Damm, nobody can hit my beaker bong as fat as I can,cause Ethan's choked up n tylers faded on the couch. so smoke good trees ,give that wax a break bro.

by smokeytreeswhereibe September 22, 2016

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk June 4, 2016

fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 15, 2016

bong cheeks

A persons cheeks that are sunkin in due to excessive marijuana use

You really need to stop smoking man you got some serious bong cheeks goin on there!

by undar8d January 30, 2018

Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018