Feet Blockers

Girl's who have massive tits/ boobs and so they cant see their feet because of it.

also requires pert jugs in order to truly block the view of the owner.

Person 1: that girl has massive tits
Person 2: Yeah i bet she hasn't seen her feet in years
Person 1: thats because she has feet blockers

by feetblocker January 19, 2010

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

stock block

when playing monopoly, if one player has most of the properties of one color and another player buys the remaining one it is "stock blocking"

player 1 has all but one of the reds
player 2 lands on the last one and buys it

player 1- dude...
player 2- what?
player 1- way to stock block

by raydogg711 May 1, 2010

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

Cauc Blocker

a black womans friend that doesnt want her to date a white man

I really want to date Tasha, but her friend Wendy is such a Cauc Blocker!

by Eddie to the O August 9, 2010

Cock Block

A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.

During science my class cock blocked john and me. </3

by for Borjy. September 29, 2010

Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping

I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.

by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010