Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008

arse crack ya

when a male or female puts there index finger down the crack of there arse then rubs it under the nose of there victim, releasing the sweaty stench

dont be so mean, or i'll arse crack ya!

by matthew sopp April 24, 2007

Arse over elbow

This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. Usually happens after 11pm on a Friday night and too many lagers!

I'd had a bit to drink you see and I just went arse over elbow!

by olx May 23, 2011

Slack arse

A word used for someone who receives anal a lot.

That girl Wendy over there, I heard the whole football team has put it up her arse. She must be a right slack arse.

by Yeahyea June 8, 2015

tight as a fishes arse

tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.

tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol

by http://www.poks.org June 4, 2007

arse cream sunday

the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.

Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.

by dirty angel October 1, 2007