“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022

When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.
1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.
2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.
3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.
3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
by theloltrain December 30, 2009

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.
by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023

by Watch your back December 13, 2024

I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
