Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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Late Watched

When you acknowledge the existence of a show regardless of how ridiculously stupid it just might be, but because there's nothing else on TV, it is ironically entertaining.
1. Late Watched Gossip Girl; because One Tree Hill finished and you were to lazy to change the channel.

2. Late Watched Sex in the City; because knowing the difference between Carrie and Miranda makes you that much more attractive to women.

3. I Late Watched star trek because the remote control was all the way on the other side of the room
by theloltrain December 30, 2009
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Gay Watching

When you go to a location searching or marking the homosexual (usually male) community in that area.
Me: Ay I heard Haben was up there at Lenox square Gay Watching.
by Traphousekeem May 8, 2018
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frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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watch your back

Watch your back
It’s best to have your best friends watch your back then strangers you just met.
by Watch your back December 13, 2024
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Watching

I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).
Hym "Yeah, I told you that they were watching me. That was like my whole thing."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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