Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up

I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here

by BillyBSevenOne July 03, 2022

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by urban dictionary is 4chan January 26, 2022

here's your ass

When your opponent, such as in a game of basketball, beats you handily and says this comment to add insult to injury

John just dunked on Simon to win the game.
John: Here's your ass.
Simon: I hate you.

by Redlinr July 29, 2022

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg May 04, 2012

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

<7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

land here

meaning come here

southern african slang

yo bro land here

by ya ayt November 26, 2022

Here we go

Generally uttered when a person with whom the speaker barely tolerates with repeats their ludicrous, deluded drivel of actions and/or words.

Tim: You can't defeat me! I am the best in this game!
Mark: Here we go.
Tim: I have a perfect streak of 12 wins!
Ben: Tim, we've always let you won because you could never shut up about losing.
Tim:...

by AGeniusWith2MuchTimeOnHisHands June 30, 2021