Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003

cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.

When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.

by Buzberry April 27, 2019

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014

Cracker Dick

a white male penis

karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"

by why am i here 3am drunk an hig June 12, 2018

stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018