My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 26, 2021

The last unicorn

The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D

“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”

by Overgirl December 12, 2023

The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020

Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.

by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022

The Last Answer

He too was trying to find a way to kill the voice...

Hym "You too huh... I guess that's why Justin brought up the Asimov Cascade... Seems like there's a bit of a narrative through-line going on here... 'The Last Answer' AND 'The Last Question' by Issac Asimov do both sound like something I would write, don't they? Fascinating how that keeps happening..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 11, 2023