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Joe Milton

A trash QB owned by The Rocky Lombardi🐐
by bronsthegoat June 20, 2021
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Joe Cool

(adj) Its basically a hip version of cash money. It means really cool. You can also use it as 'that's not very Joe Cool of you'.
Samantha: you look like a turtle.
Ella: THATS NOT VERY JOE COOL OF YOU.
by ratatata-touie April 23, 2020
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joe mama

"Yo have you seen Joe?"
"Whos Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"
by ur fav moot June 16, 2021
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Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.
IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.
by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019
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Joe Iconis

Full name is Joseph Peter Philip Iconis. Composer of the audition famous, "Broadway Here I Come!" , the Broadway musical Be More Chill and the album Two-Player Game. Married to Lauren Marcus, has a kitten named Diane. Instagram and Twitter is @MrJoeIconis.
Joe Iconis is a sweet boi who must be protected at all costs.
by Jaoa November 5, 2018
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tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.
she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone
by terrainsnake January 29, 2018
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Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction
Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.
by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018
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