tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by January 30, 2024
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Janky Tech

using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.
Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!
by DerpBlerpMcGee October 04, 2017
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Crash Tech Dummy

Someone with a major lack of correct inside intel and poor reconnaissance maneuvers. A lesser than, that likes to creep on the wrong motherfucker, and the people that he associates with. A complete snoop and peeping tom. The weirdest brand of creepiness that one without a life can muster. A pasty, yet trendy nerd. One that is unaware of his shortcomings in areas such as masking ascertain strategic features. A sloppy bumbler. Someone that was shitting their diapers while i studied technology.
That guy at the repair store is a complete Crash Tech Dummy.
by BitcoinBill January 06, 2018
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toxic tech

Toxic Tech Is A 14 Year Old MAN Hes Name Is Marwan Mohamed. His Ding Dong Is Biger Then His Hair Line, Toxic Tech Can Get ALL THE GIRLS. The Frind Eva Is Anoying And Has A Bad Life In Canada. HIS DING DONG IS AWESOME. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL He Is So Hot. LOL Maaz. (805)
cool Man Awsome. Loves Everyone Toxic Tech Means A Tech The Is Toxic
by Cool Ass Man January 29, 2018
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Tech window

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz
Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing
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Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.
At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.
by patelinator April 08, 2022
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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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