son of a cunt

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.

"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!

by smendez April 4, 2010

Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.

Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?

by BennyAllyface December 16, 2011

Cunt Jump

The act of killing someone while in mid-air during an online gaming session.

I was going for the kill, but got cunt jumped by the guy behind me.

by Jdubthegamer May 30, 2018

Springy cunt

Another way of saying kangaroo

Oi! There's that springy cunt again!

by NaggerNick November 20, 2019

Cunt gust

An large plume of air expelled during a fanny fart

Eww Bex that cunt gust stinks!

by Crc22 August 7, 2016

Casual cunting

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.

Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?

by Lgill July 8, 2014

Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break

What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.

by RathanD June 27, 2008