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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Mitch tech

A Mitch tech is leaving a game to leave your teammates at a disadvantage due to a missing player
“Oh he’s gone and Mitch teched it”

are you gonna Mitch tech?”
by The narrative April 28, 2025
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tech snaglet

"Tech Snaglet" is a neologism, created by Mark Pahulje, popularized by Metadata Consulting (metadataconsulting.ca), and is defined as “a quote or paraphrase usually intent on informing or solving a technical problem”.
Hey Bob, i just found out how to take a screen shot on my phone. Check out this "tech snaglet", I am sharing with you. Synonymous with tech tip.
by Markbecause October 6, 2016
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tech swag

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"
by 2LGT January 3, 2014
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lash tech music

Music for soft niggas. Music you listen to while getting nails did, eyelashes done, or sucking on a hookah pipe with your eyes closed.
“these niggas done dropped 21 songs of pure Lash tech music and you finna have bum ass niggas calling this shi hard man i hate it here

-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)
by BeeEmmDee February 17, 2025
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Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it
This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!
by techmas2022 January 11, 2022
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Tech Savile

One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming
"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"
by Smart grubby November 9, 2022
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