A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
by guidinglitedlite May 7, 2014
Get the status ruiner mug.The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Status mug.What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
by Princess Butterfly June 29, 2017
Get the Statue of Delivery mug.Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.
Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'
by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024
Get the Lip Status: Packed mug.Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.
Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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