ROFLMAOWATIME

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With A Tear In My Eye."

Whoever uses it is an ass.

Adam: "Hahahaha, Michael fell over"
Lewis: "ROFLMAOWATIME"
Adam: "Shut the fuck up lewis, you going down"

by The greatest of the great. July 14, 2005

roflmaool

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud

"that was some funny shit i was roflmaool!"

by D-Roth March 4, 2008

ROFLFAIL

A word made up to describe a person seriously failing at whatever they are doing. Made up by Moonieass13.

Pronounced R-aw-ful-fail

Kid goes to kick a soccer ball, misses and lands on his ass...commenter yells ROFLFAIL

by Moonieass13 May 27, 2008

roflmayo

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

ha ha ha roflmayo

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

ROFLITPOFAOTTIATHM

ROFL Into The Path Of An Oncoming Truck That Is About To Hit Me

Sammy13: yo wassup?
Linux Guru: I'm dyin... u?
sammy13: just back from a cycling trip.
sammy13: how come u dying? cuz I'm online? xD
Linux Guru: no cuz I played audiosurf ALL FUCKIN night long and I only slept 30 minutes >-<
sammy13: LMFAO XD
sammy13: ROFLCAKES
Linux Guru: -_-
Linux Guru: u sent me my own destruction
sammy13: ROFLITPOFAOTTIATHM
sammy13: XD
Linux Guru: ?
sammy13: ROFL into the path of an oncoming truck that is about to hit me

by linuxguru March 30, 2008

roflmonger

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

roflsup

"roflsup" is a colloquial term adopted by the rUcKuS peoples who inhabited the northeastern region of the United States in the early twenty-first century. As with many languages, it is often very difficult to discern an exact definition for this term, but its closest meaning in English is, "Hey, look at this!"

It is a tragic fact of history that even the greatest civilizations die out before they are truly capable of reaching their maximum potentials as societies; the Mayans, the Incans, and the Aztecs are fantastic examples of this tragic fact. The rUcKuS peoples are no exception.

1. Roflsup hentai!!!

2. (in a form of a Myspace bulletin)
From: tEh a$$ tUnnELLeR --*|i wanna li-li-li-lick u from yo hed 2 yo toez|*--
Date: June 30, 2007, 1:03AM
Subject: ROFLSUP
Body: ROFLSUP CHAT 2NITE, ANYBODY?! BONER?! TEH MARCO? TEH PAT? TEH HENRAIDZ?!!?! 12AM BITCHEZ

by clamchowdercutie January 10, 2009