Get the professorwedgehead mug.A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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a religious ideology categorized by the belief that all is predetermined, and in order to reach the best ending of the world, to follow that predetermined life exactly as ordered
by TisJustAWriter September 21, 2025
Get the predestism mug.Pro Ass Vid, Professional Ass Video, or PAV is a new slang term for Electronic Press Kit or EPK, because it is just too hard to remember what EPK stands for.
Dude, we just hired someone to come to our show and make a Professional Ass Video!! It's gonna kick ass!
by Electronic Press Kit October 9, 2025
Get the Professional Ass Video mug.Someone who talks about a topic when only understanding the basics or even nothing about the topic in question. The word "Professional Yapper" can be used when someone is confidently wrong.
Presenter: In this extract Adin Ross is trying to appear smart you could say a Professional Yapper
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
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Get the Professional Yapper mug.A graspable, approachable way to say professional so that people won't be intimidated by the vast success of your/others life.
by Lady DangerMouse November 25, 2025
Get the Profeshyweshy mug.A personal story interjected into a lecture by a college professor to help make academic content more relatable.
The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
Profestory; profestorying
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
by The History Prof December 29, 2025
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