A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson
The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11
by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023
Get the Minecraft break upmug. Minecraft Lover, It's a sentence that's basically used to tell someone they are obsessed with Minecraft, and Minecraft is a video game. I hope that helped you.
1: My Brother is such a Minecraft Lover
2: Look at that nerdy Minecraft Lover
3: Dude can you stop being a Minecraft Lover
4: My Friend is such a Minecraft Lover
2: Look at that nerdy Minecraft Lover
3: Dude can you stop being a Minecraft Lover
4: My Friend is such a Minecraft Lover
by John_The_Dog41 February 22, 2023
Get the Minecraft Lovermug. Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.
Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.
Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.
Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.
Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.
Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.
Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.
Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.
Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.
Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.
by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021
Get the Minecraftmug. Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 2, 2024
Get the 5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Swornmug. 
by mynameisnotjeff420 April 5, 2024
Get the minecraft steezmug.