matt charnley

The sexiest person known to man. everyone bows down to him as he walks past. he is just that sexy.

Matt Charnley is so dam hot

by Shrek inator September 3, 2016

Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.

Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.

by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020

Matt Lauer

Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.

That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.

by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017

Matt attat

A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.

What ever you do, don't do that to the Matt attat

by Matt attat June 11, 2019

Little Matt

Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.

damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now

by ChroMe Ghostz April 25, 2023

PEB-MATT

PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.

Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.

by svenkle January 22, 2019

The Matt Werring

Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.

Man I wish I was The Matt Werring!!

by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016