hold this cannon

Hold my dick or suck it.

Jerry told James to : Hold this cannon

James: ofcourse I’ll suck your dick

by Prince tatted June 08, 2020

Holding up four fingers

If you're holding up four fingers, you are madly in love with her.

*holding up four fingers*
"Yooo he's in love"
"fuck yeah i am"

by ilovethisgirlwithmywholeheart0 September 20, 2022

Holding up four fingers

Holding up four fingers means you’re cheating on your gf and you’re fucking her mom

Bro you see him holding up four fingers. That means he’s cheating on his gf and he’s fucking her mom.

by Oainfbtlgk June 30, 2022

holding up four fingers

holding up for fingers (specifically if joe wintour holds them up) means that he is a gay individual that gets no bitches and likes it up the bum

joe is holding up four fingers as a way of expressing himself

by xodjfrhdiejfofkdx May 18, 2023

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Holding up 0

Means the person is obsessed with Grant

Person 1: why you holding up 0?

Person 2: because I’m obsessed with Grant

by Dictionary’s Pet July 22, 2022