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hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.
Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb
by lmao_adam July 13, 2021
mugGet the hard listenermug.

hang-hard

The semi-erect state of a mans penis in response to initial feelings of arousal. It describes the hanging, yet hard penis as opposed to erect, upward state of an aroused penis.
Woman: My fella, I feel a nice hang-hard action going on there in your pants! Got me wet with my nips all hard now!!

Man: Yeah babe you got me hyped up with that sexy little fit you're wearing and you keep grindin my little man so he's hangin-hard for you boo!!
by BoloQ00 April 13, 2016
mugGet the hang-hardmug.

Hard worker

In the uk, this mostly applies to Polish immigrants
The Polish immigrants work so hard in the uk. They're such hard workers
by Pickled banana July 4, 2020
mugGet the Hard workermug.

BUTT HARD

When the penis is not too hard not too soft just perfect to penetrate the anus much easier to handle at first
My girlfriend told me to put in her ass Butt Hard !!!
by Tauni luvz August 27, 2021
mugGet the BUTT HARDmug.

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."
Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.
by bbnreally November 9, 2010
mugGet the two hardmug.

Hard Comedy

The scene in Death Note where the actor reacts to Ryuk showing up in a ridiculous way like a comedy.
The actor in Death Note acted like he was in a hard comedy
by TavABitch September 1, 2017
mugGet the Hard Comedymug.

Hard Pickleback

When a girl takes a shot of vodka and the guy takes his wiener from the pickle jar and inserts it into her mouth.
“Our date went pretty good. We started out with dinner, then shots of vodka, and it then he gave me a hard pickleback! “
“I could tell the bartender liked me when he offered me a hard pickleback.”
“I knew he had a big dick when I asked him for a hard pickleback and he told me we would need to get a barrel.”
by Phoenixisonfire January 23, 2021
mugGet the Hard Picklebackmug.

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