February 19

National Kick a Bully day

Bully: "Owww, What was that for? D:"
Us: "Its February 19, remember?"
Bully: "oh..... *runs home*"

by Hello_Kitty! May 2, 2022

15 February

National show ur bf ur boobs day

Bf : man I wanna see some boobs today
Gf: well it’s 15 February

Bf: fuck yeah lemme see them titties

by Charlie2798 February 15, 2023

23rd February

if you are born in this day, you have a cement-breaking massive cobalt cock

"i was born on 23rd February"
"his dick will absolutely destroy me"

by kalek1437 November 23, 2021

February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's so hot, I bet he's born on February 8th
Le monke : uh oh, stinky POOOOP

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

February 27

If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.

Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!

by lil queff February 9, 2020

February 5th

Ask yo crush out boo

Boy:hey will you go out with me

Girl:of course but why

Boy:it’s February 5th

by Malfoy.manor February 4, 2021

February 4th

NATIONAL HAILEE DAY

-Guess what day it is?
-February 4th?
-NO ITS HAILEE DAY!!

by PEEPOCLAP34819y792 February 3, 2023