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English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter
"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"
by Mia Evans January 17, 2022
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english or spanish

Question that, when answered, is followed by “Whoever moves first is ___”

The blank can he filled by some insult, but is typically filled by “gay”.
Man 1: “excuse me sir, english or spanish”
Man 2: “oh, uh, english”
Man 1: whoever moves first is gay

They will proceed to lock onto each other, not moving a muscle until the end of days
by Minecraft Muffin June 17, 2024
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maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle
Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.
by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006
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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight
"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"
by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025
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joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.
by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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