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english or spanish

The “English or Spanish” meme is a funny, absurd internet joke. It goes like this:

1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.
Person 1: “English or Spanish?”
Person 2: “English”

Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still
by queerqiller June 16, 2024
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5th hour english

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022
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english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.
I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018
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English or Spanish

Guy 1: Hey bro
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*
by D@nk Dave June 18, 2024
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english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)
Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)
by Al bluka June 9, 2019
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wids's english teacher

THAT FKING WIDS'S ENGLISH TEACHER!
by widsisweed September 22, 2021
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