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Matt bottom

Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:

'What length Pyjamas do you where'

'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'

A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair

A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.

This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.

Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'

Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
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The Matt Werring

Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.
Man I wish I was The Matt Werring!!
by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016
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Matt troiani

Pretty much a big vaping fag and that’s all
#quietlygay #vaping #juul #tripfromfacade #matt troiani
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PEB-MATT

PEBCAK's little brother, it stands for Problem Exists Because Matt. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to discreetly describe issues that are purely caused by a guy called Matt.
Matt: My code doesn't work.
You: PEB-Matt?
Matt: Oh yes you're right, i'm a moron and forgot the semicolon.
by svenkle January 22, 2019
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Matt hood

A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach
by Bigblackcock999 May 18, 2019
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Matt attat

A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.
by Matt attat June 11, 2019
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Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.
"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"
by Amstan November 25, 2017
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