Xiao

hot genshin impact character that hates almost everyone

Someone: Xiao is really cute!!

by iateallthetoiletpaper August 8, 2021

xiao

An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.

person 1: who’s that hot mf there
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s

by yara lol August 12, 2021

Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...

Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.

by Human :) August 17, 2021

Xiao

xiao, the most cute motherfucker to ever exist yet also the saddest. you take one look at his backstory, and start sobbing so bad.

" yo, have you heard of xiao? "

" bitch stfu i cry abt him every night"

" same though "

"4lifers ig "

by xiao my beloved September 4, 2021

Xiao xiao

IT'S PROPAGANDA BY THE CHING CHENG HANJI GOVERNMENT IT SUCKS AND YOU MUST NEVER GIVE INTO IT YOU MUST STRUGGLE IT IS THEIR GOAL IS TO REEL YOU AND MAKE THEM THEIR SLAVE

It's so sad doge gave into xiao xiao

by Chai chor hae June 25, 2021

Xiao's Alchemist

Someone who simps with character that have death flags and has a full team of DPS. She’s always seen forcing Tiniente_L and The Head Chopper to match with her. And always ask Tiniente_L to help her with math.

“Ewwww it’s Xiao's Alchemist!”

by xiaosalchemist June 25, 2021

xiao

anemo boy from genshin impact that i love too much. hes so fucking hot and cute at the same time it's insane. he's so lovely and adorable i want him so bad. i want a plush of him just to look at and squeeze and AAAAAAA I WANT XIAO. he's beautiful, golden eyes to green cool tatoos on his arm, has a lot of simps, is cute, and emo i love him so much i totally didn't write this to show my love for xiao to the world ◍•ᴗ•◍

i love xiao so much

by ☆ sydo - xiao's lover November 22, 2021