Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...

Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.

by Human :) August 17, 2021

xiao

my husband, my beloved, my favorite, my number one, the hottest man ever, the best anemo character, the man im mentally attached to

my friends- "ian please stop talking about xiao"
me- "NO"

by officialhutaohater January 13, 2022

Xiao nao zi

chinese for small brain

Person 1: 5-1=3
Person 2: No you xiao nao zi, its 4

by Sean sheep September 4, 2020

Denise Xiao

Denise Xiao is the definition of quirky and different. Denise Xiao is certainly not your average girl, because she listens to Mitski and other underground artists. Denise Xiao is into chads, but won't admit it. Denise Xiao is most likely embarrassed of her past. Everyone wants to talk to her, be her, and date her. Denise Xiao is the girl that makes you turn your head and think about how unique she looks. Denise Xiao most likely had a friend named Melody.

Denise Xiao is definitely the best looking and best dressed girl in the school and her makeup is super unique.

by leeheeseung November 21, 2021

xiao nation

people who simp for xiao (from genshin impact)

friend: omg xiao is so hot i love him!!
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation

by scaramouche is my wife November 1, 2023

Xiao's Alchemist

Someone who simps with character that have death flags and has a full team of DPS. She’s always seen forcing Tiniente_L and The Head Chopper to match with her. And always ask Tiniente_L to help her with math.

“Ewwww it’s Xiao's Alchemist!”

by xiaosalchemist June 25, 2021

Cheng Xiao

The most amazing, beautiful and talented person to ever exist. She is a Chinese artist who can dance, sing and act and has a godly beauty. Cheng Xiao is extremely flexible and strong as she is great and gymnastic and martial arts and is very healthy. She one ISAC in rhythmic gymnastics and the first Pitch King. She originally promoted in South Korea with WJSN but moved back to China to promote solo. Has participated in many dramas and variety shows. She has also released solo albums as well.

In short, she is the a goddess on Earth, so hurry up and follow her and her projects.

Person 1: OMG, who is that, she looks like a goddess
Person 2: Oh, that's Cheng Xiao
Person 1: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

by ShutUpLife March 14, 2022